Monday, January 20, 2020

Duckman

Bonjour from Côte d’Iviore! This week was great! The heat has somewhat retourned, and now life is back to normal in that sense. The french is going well, I really need to work on my accent though. I know what I’m saying, and I know the french words, but other people don’t quite understand haha. Ça va aller. Being district leader has been fine, although district council sucked. Ça va aller once again. Other than those two things, this week has been great! Here’s some interesting experiences that I hope you’ll enjoy:

Mecredi soir, we get back to the apartment. Everything is normal. We head straight to the kitchen as normal, because we’re always really thirsty. We drink some cold water, everything is good. We try to turn on the sink. No water. We think hmm. We go to the shower. No water. Well that’s great. We went to bed, hoping that the next day there would be water. Nope. We used our reserve barrels of water to shower, make breakfast, and make food. We went to the conference de zone. Came back. Yeah still no water. So that was really awesome. We tried to find the problem, but we couldn’t find where the water connects to the house. Super sweet. We had already drank all of our drinking water, so we went to bed pretty thirsty. We called a guy to come check on it, and he said he was coming, but the next day. The next morning, vendredi. Still. No. Water. Around lunchtime, finally this guy came to check the water. Apparently, some genius saw our pipe leaking, and so he turned our water off. Does the water leak from the pipe anymore? Nope. Does it leak in the apartment? Nope. Is there even water in the apartment? Definitely not. This mans turned off our water and didn’t tell us haha. Now that we know where that switch is, we can hopefully not have that happen again. It made me really appreciate water though haha.

The same day that the water came back, I guess I was really thirsty all throughout the day, because that night I bought a ton of juice. It was our first time buying juice from this lady, she makes the best juice I’ve had here. I’m probably gonna start to grossir again. She makes passion, which I’ve mentioned before. It’s passionfruit juice, which is absolutely amazing. Next, there’s bissap. They do something with hibiscus leaves or something, I don’t know. It doesn’t matter really, as long as it tastes good. Then, there’s baobab. I think that takes first place. I just found it this week, and it tastes so good. It’s hard to explain, but it has the consistency of a smoothie, and tastes like the fruit in lehi’s vision. Just kidding. It's just SO good. They all come in these little bags a little bigger than a pingpong ball, and they’re only 50f each, which in dollars, is not even close to a dollar. It’s less than 8 cents. So. Good. I wish we had that stuff back home. So, if you ever have a chance to try passion, bissap, or baobab, definitely do it. Your life will be changed.

I just realized that most of the exciting stuff this week happened on vendredi haha. That day at sector, one of our rendez-vous nous a fuit, or one of our appointments wasn’t there. While we were waiting, we stopped by Sr Linda’s house (one of the ward missionaries), and talked to her for a little bit. As we did that, this weird looking guy came by, selling shoes. He was an older guy, with a cowboy hat, dreadlocks, and glasses like Harry Potter. He was a fou. Before him there was just the fou that asks for brochures (who we had another encounter with last week) and the fou that picks up trash and yells at towels. Now, there’s this fou. I think I’ll call him the duck fou. All of the fous here have one thing in common: they’re mostly, if not completely, incomprehensible. This guy was the best one yet. For every 1 word of french, he said probably 1 sentence of nothing comprehensible, and 1 duck noise. When he turned and started talking to Sr Linda, I could not keep it together, it was so funny. Here’s an example of some of the stuff he said: “Life’s not easy (2 minutes of not a real language) hallelujah *duck noise* The other day (incomprehensible again for a minute) amen *duck noise* *another, longer duck noise* (still can’t understand 3 minutes) ...and that’s why you’ll be blessed *duck noise* I was crying I was laughing so hard. After he finished every sentence, whether in french or in fou, he would make some duck noise. It was the funniest thing ever. Also, after about 20 minutes of this, he said “okay I’ll see you guys later.” Shook our hands, took a step back, and started talking again! This guy. He shook our hands 5 more times, and finally, he saluted us, made one final duck noise, and continued on. Here’s some stats from that encounter:
Combined total of minutes - 30ish
Amount of french spoken by fou de canard - 175
Combined total of duck noises - at least 20
XP gained  - 4,501
Tears shed because of laughing - probably 6 or 7
Amount of times he shook our hands making us think he was leaving - 6
It was so funny. I hope I see him again, maybe I’ll try to talk to him in his fou language.

One jeudi, we had zone conference. It was really good. I had to go to the leader meeting before, and that was kinda scary, but it was okay. The conference was wonderful. The main focus of the conference was to choose to be obedient because of our love for God. The mission REALLY needs that. There’s so much futezz here, you guys have no idea. But anyways, it was a wonderful conference. My companion bore his testimony, and it was great too. It’s gonna suck to have to send another comp home haha but it’s all good. After eating soggy fries for lunch and the monthly stats for our zone and the mission (our mission had 101 baptisms in December. So cool huh?), I went to another leader discussion after. Scary again, but it wasn’t too bad. Anyways, in the briefest way possible, that was zone conference. I’m excited to see what the future will bring and hopefully that we apply what we learned there.

Before I finish, I’ll update you on our ami’s de l’eglise! On mecredi, Elder Palmer and I were at sector. We had set a rendez-vous with this lady (Sr Flora) that we hadn’t met with before. It kinda surprised us when she showed up within 30 minutes of our set time. We talked for a while, and she was distracted a lot (we were talking to her not in her house, but on the sand road outside). A bunch of kids were running around playing right next to us, and we just finished teaching about how God is our loving Heavenly Father. We asked her if any of the kids there were hers. She said yeah, three of the little girls were. I asked her, “you love them right?” Her eyes zeroed in on mine and she said “Yeah, I do.” I asked her if she wanted to be with them forever, as in after our life here. She said yes, and we started talking about eternal families. Before we mentioned that subject, she was distracted, checking her phone, looking away. But after that, she locked eyes with us. It was almost scary how she did that, but I thought it was a really cool experience. Hopefully we’ll be able to meet with her again next week. On samedi, we were trying to find new people to teach, and I thought hey, let’s go say hi to these members. We walked over into one of the house complexes, and at the end, Fr Michael was there! I think I’ve mentioned him before, but it was probably back in November. He left in November for some vacation, and as of this week, he’s back! He’s a really cool guy, Hopefully we can meet with him this week. And last but not least, la famille Djehi. Let’s go back to mecredi. Right after we met with Sr Flora, we went over to teach them about baptism. I had always known that they would be baptized, and so we planned to ask them to be baptized then. We taught a good lesson, but only the Fr Djehi was there. We taught everything, and asked him if he would be baptized. He said yeah, no problem. Then his wife came in, and we weren’t sure if we would have to reteach, or if she would reject it, or what. She came in, and Fr Djehi said something to the extent of “Honey, the men of God say we’re getting baptized.” Her response surprised Elder Palmer. “Oh, that’s good! When?” So that was super cool, they’re planned to get baptized on the 1st of February. I’ve always known that they’d be baptized. Now, I just pray that they will be sealed together. They’re a super cool family, I hope with all my heart that they’ll be sealed. I can’t explain the smallest part of what I feel.

My scriptural thought for this week is on the subject of what we learned at zone conference. There’s many scriptures that talk about obedience, but this one seemed the most appropriate to share.

“And again, I say unto you, I give unto you a new commandment, that you may understand my will concerning you: Or, in other words, I give unto you directions how you may act before me, that it may turn to you for your salvation. I, the Lord, am bound when ye do what I say, but when ye do not what I say, ye have no promise.” (D&C 82:8-10, see also 83:20-21)

No matter who you are, this law applies to you. When we are obedient and do the things that we know are right, we are promised blessings. When we don’t, we “have no promise.” Exact obedience is often very hard. Satan has innumerable schemes, traps, and devices that he uses to try and lure us into temptation and unhappiness. Sometimes it’s easy to see and avoid, other times it’s not as easy. Sometimes it’s a decision between two good things, and which one is better. There are so many ways that he tries to harm us and hinder God’s work. What’s important is that we need to do our best to follow Christ as best we can. If we love Him, then we will keep his commandments. Sometimes obedience is easy, other times it’s not. God will never put us through a trial that we aren’t capable of handling. If you’re doing good with obedience already, that’s wonderful, I’m so happy for you. If you aren’t doing so well, or have maybe strayed from the covenant path, it’s okay. He loves you and He will never leave you. Step by step, He will help you back to the light if you want Him to. I know personally that when we do our best to keep his commandments and live a life unspotted from the world, we will be blessed. It may not seem easy at first, but if we try our hardest to make all of our decisions under His influence and follow His teachings, life will become full of joy and we will be able to feel His love more. If we are obedient, blessings will come, and our life will change for the better. I know personally that this is true. I love you guys with all my heart. Vous me manquez. Until next week.

- Elder Lyman


Also fun fact I wrote this (on his Neo2) while Elder Tehiva threw pieces of concrete at our bedroom window. Not pebbles, or rocks, but chunks of concrete

•It is hard to set up appointments with people because they are hard to contact, leave when they know the elders might be coming, and are often not around when they say they will be. 

•futezz = disobedience. Dumb disobedience (in Elder Lyman's words)

•No photos in the future. Elder Lyman's camera disappeared with 4 months of his companion’s photos. 

•fou = crazy

dinner at branch president's house

Another trip to the beach with the district

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